AISubs v3.7
Yo, what's up, I'm Jotaro of Jotaro's Room.
And I'm Himoto.
And I'm Shime.
We're "Hell Man" and "Sink Man".
We have various music sites and original songs from all over the city.
I'm sure you've found a lot of information about us on the internet.
Of course.
But if you look it up on the internet,
you might find something weird or something you don't know where to use it.
Yeah, you're right.
It's like you don't know who asked you for it.
Yeah, like this.
This is "mad scientist"'s illustration.
Oh, I see.
It's pretty weird, isn't it?
This is "man-made machine"'s illustration.
Oh, I see.
It's like this.
Yeah, like this.
This is "man-made machine"'s illustration.
This is pretty famous.
There's a lot of "what the hell is that?"
So I thought it'd be interesting to do something unique.
So today, I'm going to recreate "mad scientist"'s illustration in real life!
That's what we're going to do.
We'll split up into two teams.
And I'm going to say what "mad scientist"'s illustration is about.
You're going to recreate it in real life.
And you're going to take a picture of it and show it to me.
And I'm going to decide who's going to win.
So we're going to split up into "mad scientist" team and "shiba inu" team.
"Mad scientist" is pretty rare, isn't it?
Yeah, it hasn't been around lately.
Is it okay for me to blow this up? Is it better?
I think it's fine.
It's a weird illustration, isn't it?
Yeah.
If you blow it up, it might not be the right one.
So let's get started.
Question one.
Illustration of escape from reality.
Wow, escape from reality...
Question two.
Illustration of savings.
Wow, savings...
Question three.
Illustration of fraud.
Fraud...
I've chosen an illustration that I think is weird.
So I think you can answer in a pretty sharp way.
Please bring it in a week.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Yes, thank you for your hard work!
- Did you work hard? - I can't say I didn't work hard.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- I hope my hard work pays off. - No, it's okay.
- Let's start with reality evasion. - Yes.
- Let's start with Rezumi-san. - Yes.
- I took a picture and made it into a light video. - Yes, yes.
- Let me show you the light video. - Yes.
- Yes, like this. - Reality evasion, right? - Yes.
- Well, I'm the one who evades. - Well, you know...
- It's a white tights to show a confused human. - Yes.
- If it's Tetsuya's, it'll look like "Tetsuya did it!". - So it's nothing. It's easy to understand. - Yes.
- Okay. Thank you for joining us today! - Yes!
Please invade reality.
- Ehhhh!
- Scary. - Scary, scary, scary.
- We're going to take pictures now, so let's talk about it. - Pictures?
- Yes. - What kind of pictures?
- Don't you need an explanation? - Well, you guys are like "Uragawa Shibuhyoji" in Yu-Gi-Oh!
- So you don't have many personalities. - What?!
- You guys don't know who we are?! - We're the "Document Shimo-ri".
- Hey, why do you know who "Shimo-ri" is?! Don't look at me like that!
- You're scaring me! - I'm going to get you!
- Hey! Don't listen to him!
- Okay, let's start with people who know how reality works. - Okay!
- Lower your waist and rest. - Oh, "Shimo-ri"!
- Why did you give him the codename "Shimo-ri"?! - It's "Shimo-ri"!
- Don't look at me like that! - Reality is "Shimo - ri".
- He said it. - I said it. It's my word.
- Okay, please stand up.
- I don't know what to do with you.
- You're disgusting. - You look good.
- We'll ask the cameraman to find a good angle for you. - Okay.
- Here's the picture we took. - Thank you.
- You're doing your best. - It's easy to understand, isn't it? - You've collected a lot of pictures.
- We're going to do "Nin" in an hour. - Wow!
- I'm going to be "Hibajin" first. - I'm going to be "Shinno-ran".
- Here's the picture we took. - Wow!
- It's good, isn't it? - It's very realistic.
- It's just like what we imagined at first. It's great. - It's great.
- "Rafuan" is 100% reproduced. - It's great, isn't it?
- Let's move on to "Nin". - Okay.
- This team doesn't have a wiper. - We don't have a wiper!
- I'll decide that. - The one who edits will decide whether we have a wiper.
- I didn't cut out the making of it. - Oh, I see.
- I thought you'd edit it out. - Oh, I see.
- Do you think it's edited out? - It might be edited out.
- I don't know if it's edited out or not. - How do you do it?
- If it has nothing to do with making-of, just put it in. - No, no, no.
- It doesn't matter if it's edited out or not. - We don't need it if it's edited out.
- Just put it in the making-of.
- Here's the making-of we made.
- Real estate! - All right!
- I want to buy real estate now. - You do, don't you?
- Yeah. - It won't work out.
- It's 7.40 pm now. - I feel like I still have work to do.
- I should have done it yesterday. - Yeah.
- Why? - I made a mistake.
- Doesn't it always go like this? - Huh? Real estate?
- Real estate? - If we show you how it is now...
- Real estate and real estate are completely different, aren't they?
- Let's go. - Okay, but...
- Real estate. Here it is.
- Using this real estate ball... - Yeah.
- You're running away from reality. - That's right.
- It's like you're chasing reality. - Yeah.
- It's not like you're running away. It's like you're playing with it.
- Real estate. - Here we go!
- Oh! - Isn't that good?
- You should run. Run and run away.
- Put it in the middle and... - One, two...
- You should do an "aha" pose.
- With a smile. - Oh!
- Okay! - Okay.
- I see. - Yeah.
- Well, it's similar, isn't it? - It's similar.
- Reality is expressed "aha". - Yeah, it seems like it.
- I thought it wouldn't be beautiful to use letters, but...
- You use "aha" letters in real estate, don't you? - Yeah.
- So, the real estate we got...
- Here it is!
- It's like...
- What is it?
- What's wrong with it? - Is it really correct?
- What's wrong with it?
- This is the best. - Well...
- You know, you throw the ball with a fan.
- It's wobbly, isn't it?
- It's too late for a shutter speed video, isn't it?
- If you don't want to shake it, you shouldn't throw it.
- But it's warm, isn't it? - Yeah, I thought so.
- Me, too. - Yeah.
- Why is it wobbly? - It's like...
- It's like a cheerful feeling, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like a happy person... - Yeah, yeah.
- It's happy, isn't it? - I know it, but...
- I can't see the reality.
- The concept is the same, but...
- It's too late for a shutter speed video, isn't it?
- It's like this when I wake up in the middle of a dream.
- I got it. - Yeah.
- Well, let's check the correct answer. - Yeah.
- The correct answer is...
- Here it is!
- Hey, I told you to hurry up! - Hey, you two!
- Hey, us too! - Us too!
- We really want it! - Hey, it's round!
- We're human! - Hey, you guys are here and here, right?
- No, we're human! - No, you guys are human!
- This is really troublesome! - Isn't this amazing?
- I'm really in the middle of it! - The two of you are a fat team!
- I'm in the middle of it! Wow! - You're not using your skills at all in the end!
- This is really amazing! - Wow!
- I'm scared of how much you're getting hit! - I'm scared!
- Well, I'm going to decide who's going first.
- The winner of the first round is...
- This team! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Is this a one-man show? - It was one-man show.
- Well, there really were too many of you.
- But it was beautiful as a work of art.
- Yeah, I'm glad.
- But it was really delicious!
- You're fighting really well. - You're fighting really well!
- You're fighting really well!
- I have high expectations for you.
- Let's move on to the second round! - Okay!
- The second round is...
- Shachiku, right? - Yes! - Yes!
- This one's going to be difficult. - This one's going to be difficult all of a sudden.
- Okay, let's start with Sejun. - Yes!
- The first one is funny.
- No, it hasn't even started yet!
- The first one is funny.
- You're such a bad guy!
- Is this Shachiku in one piece?
- It's treated like Shachiku.
- It's kind of nice. - It's nice.
- Here we go!
- Okay, this one!
- So, it's Shachiku, but... - Yes!
- Doesn't it kind of look like the real thing?
- Well, you're zooming in so much, so it looks like it.
- Do you want to draw it?
- I'll draw it, then. - Okay.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's Gundam!
- I thought it was going to be Shachiku, but it's Gundam!
- It's totally a robot.
- Why did you draw Gundam?
- My idea of Shachiku is...
- It's like a robot that keeps working, even if it loses something important.
- So, you think it's like a robot that keeps working hard in this world?
- When I said "Shachiku," I wanted to see if it looked like a livestock or a robot.
- So, it's like a robot that's being moved? - Yes.
- I think it's pretty good.
- I had so much fun making it in the middle of it that I made it silently and said, "This is a robot, isn't it?"
- One of the important elements of Shachiku is this robot.
- But now that I think about it, it looks like a robot.
- I want to see the whole thing, so I'll draw the face.
- Oh, yeah. I want to see the face. - I'll draw my particular face.
- Activate!
- Equipped with external armor!
- Ta-da!
- Whoa! - Oh, nice!
- It's really good! - It's a robot!
- Wow! - It's so small!
- It's a robot! - It's a robot!
- It's a great robot! - It's just a great robot!
The color scheme is like a suit and a white shirt inside.
The color scheme is like a salaryman robot.
It's a bit like a salaryman.
Oh, nice! It's improved a lot!
- Oh, it's hard to wear! It's heavy! - Left, left...
- Is it hot?! - Yes!
- Hold it with your left hand and lift it up like this. - It's hot!
Oh, no! It's getting harder! Hurry up!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Whoa! - It's amazing!
- This robot is really amazing! - It was fun!
- It's not about how long you can do it...
- It's about how much you can do it. - Hahaha!
- Okay, it looks like this now. - Whoa!
If it was a little cheaper...
I think it would be easier to tell it's a salaryman.
- I didn't want to wear a suit... - Oh, yeah...
- You expressed it only with a tie... - Yeah...
- I didn't want to wear a suit in real life... - Yeah...
- Okay! - Okay!
- This is amazing! - Amazing!
- I'm sorry for making you work so hard... - Hahaha!
- But you thought about it, right? - Yes!
- Is it similar or not? - Well, this is our making of it.
- Um... Tachiku! - Yes!
- What did you make? - I don't know if this is correct or not...
- Okay, okay... - It's a face of a person who is tired of playing shogi...
- Oh! So it's a company's piece? - Yes!
- So you just have to take this part off... - Yeah...
- It's easy for you, right? - Just this part...
- WHY?! I DON'T WANT IT! WHO IS TACHIKU?!
- Like this... - I didn't really understand it...
- What kind of picture does it look like? - The picture of Tachiku we made...
- It's this one! - Oh!
- I see! - Interesting!
- So you took it and made it into a piece? - That's right!
- I see! - Amazing!
- So that's how you came up with it! - I see!
- What does this piece of paper look like? - What kind of picture is it?
- It's like "geeeen"! - "Geeeen"!
- It's like "geeeen"! - I see!
- So you took it in a different way? - Yes!
- Even if it's correct, it's not weird! - That's right!
- Okay, I'll announce the correct answer! - Okay!
- The correct answer is... - This one!
- Oh! I got it! - Oh! I got it!
- I thought about it! - It was there!
- It was there!
- The road also goes through here. - I thought about it, but I thought it was either a building or a robot.
- It's either being bought or saved. - Yes, yes.
- We removed the "give" position. - Damn it!
- Both are incorrect. - Yes.
- It's a shame. - We should have been honest.
- It's easy to understand. - It's easy to understand.
- We were really honest in the third match. - Wait, but third match, confession.
- We confessed honestly. - Honest?
- Honest confession. - Honest?
- Can I say it again? - No, no, not from here.
- We were really honest. - We were really honest.
- Honest confession.
- Can I say it again?
- You don't know the meaning of confessing like this.
- Versus being honest. - I know we weren't honest.
- So, our confession is this.
- Confessions are meant to dirty you, so please remove them.
- Why are you confessing? - What?
- You're confessing, aren't you? - Do you want me to confess?
- The so-called confession is the birth of a test tube filled with red liquid.
- It's important to be easy to understand. - There's no editing this time, right?
- That's right. That was the problem.
- We thought we had to cause an explosion somewhere.
- But we thought there wouldn't be anyone who would cause an explosion.
- That's why we called you this time. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, I'm sorry, professor. - What?
- Oh, it's not me? - Yes.
- Professor, can I ask you something? I'm sorry. - Professor, you're such a professor.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Nice to meet you.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I really don't want to do it at a time like this.
- I'm scared. - Have you ever caused an explosion, by the way?
- I love explosions.
- Is it okay for you, by the way?
- I think I can do it.
- You're always like this.
- I don't think you know how to explain it, so I can't really explain how you cause an explosion.
- Oh, this professor? - Yes, that's right.
- Shall we call you "doctor" and "professor"?
- By the way, what's your name, professor? - My name is...
- ...professor? - Yes.
- It's "funda" and "shio". - Why is it "funda" and "shio"?
- It's strange.
- I've been studying with "funda" for 50 years.
- How was it?
- Well, let's zoom in and try not to hit this stick as much as possible.
- I'll go with this.
- It's really close.
- I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm really scared! - It's close!
- Here we go. - Okay!
- I'm scared!
- Here we go, 3, 2, 1... - Wow!
- How was it? - I think it was good!
- It's a pretty good picture. - It was really good!
- I'm sorry, doctor, for calling you for just this. - It's okay.
- Today's video is a crank up. - Thank you.
- Thank you for inviting me. - Thank you for inviting me.
- And that's how it turned out. - Rather than taking a picture,
- we took a screenshot from that one scene. - Yeah.
- And here it is. - Wow!
- This is an explosion. - I see.
- I feel like I made a mistake. - You look like you're making a mistake,
- but you're like, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake!" - Wow!
- It's like that. - Yeah.
- Okay, second one. - Okay!
So small!
This is the making film we shot.
- Okay, let's do it. - Let's do it.
- I'm gonna bring it. - You're gonna hold the dog's dog...
- You're gonna hold it like a bazooka and... - This is what you're gonna do, right?
I'm gonna go like, "Teeeeh!" with my middle knee.
- You're gonna go like this. - Yeah.
You're gonna sit here...
My aim is around here.
- You're gonna think you're gonna go like this. - Just at my timing?
- Yes. - Okay, I'm done.
Let's go!
Wait a minute!
Is the camera okay?
Is it recording?
It's recording.
I'm going to jump once.
I don't know if it's recording or not.
If you look at it with a camera, it's really dirty.
I couldn't really convey the atmosphere of the site.
The site was amazing.
It was very muddy.
It was muddy and it flew very vigorously.
It was scary.
It was like a big explosion.
It was like "Wow!"
It was like "Pshhh!"
This was a great impact.
What is that?
You were surprised.
I don't know how the camera is.
I don't think the camera is turning.
But the problem is the image.
How did you cut it out and do it?
We are...
Go back!
Here it is!
What?
Hey!
You should have done it better!
You look like you are wearing clothes!
What are you talking about? You look like you are wearing pajamas!
You could have cut it out a little more!
Art didn't cut it out!
Oh, you left it!
And this plastic bottle is transparent...
You should have painted it black!
I was talking about it today!
I see!
As a host...
If Art was doing the same thing, it would have been correct.
Let's find out the correct answer!
Here is Art's picture!
Are you kidding me?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
That was so close!
But this bazooka is...
It was aimed at a different direction than the direction Art aimed at...
I'm so happy!
You did it!
This is Shiba Inu's score!
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
That's an amazing picture!
System-C was also bluffing...
But in terms of rocket launcher...
I think this is the correct answer.
And with that...
This time, it's a draw!
Wow!
But it's amazing!
We got to do a lot of things in our life...
By the way, we've been so busy for a week!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
It took about two days!
Robots take a day, don't they, Art?
It took a day for Art and Robots...
Even if we do it like this...
It won't end today...
So we'll make more Nintendo robots and disband!
We'll give you the victory of hard work!
You win!
Of course!
Give him some Razor material!
I want him to use it someday!
No, it was fun to see a lot of good works!
Do you want to give it away?
With GIGAFILE...
Let's put up the longest standard value!
Standard value?
Let's put up the standard value!
Please put it up to 52!
I'm not doing it!
No, no...
I'm looking forward to seeing these people somewhere in the YouTube world!
Goodbye!